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Now we’re talking! And thank you Jesus they didn’t really give anything away as the 2nd balls out, batshit crazy trailer for Deadpool & Wolverine has dropped like my nut! For those of you complaining that we didn’t see Hugh in the first one, well, revel in the awesomeness of this new tease as we found the guy who killed Bambi’s momma and Jackman’s Logan is back and he’s finally dropping F Bombs galore in his spot-on comic book accurate yellow uniform. So, without further ado, let’s f$cking go!!!!!!!!!!
As Madonna’s Like a Prayer jams in the background, we see our two wayward anti-heroes fight each other and the enemy along with adamantium claws to the family jewels, Deadpool announcing that he’s soaking wet right now, big slow motion action scenes, not knowing if you’re going to live or die, scenes that look like they belong in the upcoming Furiosa movie and every slang term for cocaine that has ever been used. This isn’t your momma’s MCU, and I’m all set to jock up and take this glorious ride into crazy town. Oh, and this is a Red Band Trailer so you can fucking bet that this is R rated bitches.
This latest entry is said to contain a host of hot cameos including Jennifer Garner reprising her role as Elektra, Ben Affleck donning his Daredevil suit once more and…oh…yeah… there’s also this crazy, batshit theory that Henry Cavill is supposed to suit up as another version of Wolverine at some point. Honestly, who the fuck knows, and I love the fact that I don’t because come July 26th. I’m going to plant my ass in a theater seat and gobble all this shit up like a 400 pounder on all you can eat day at the local seafood buffet.
In terms of plot, all we know is that Deadpool needs to save his universe so he calls on the only mutant he can think of to help him as he has some experience with the subject matter. Of course, Mr. Logan doesn’t play nice, and we are treated to several images of both vulgar comic book entities tussling no holds barred. Scroll below for some savory new key art!!!!
You know the date so why bother saying it again. Suit up this July, grab as many chimichangas as you can stuff in your pockets and let’s fucking do this!!!!
