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Disney, did I say not to give us 800 teasers for Deadpool & Wolverine? I mean, I guess I don’t have to watch them but I’m a fanboy for god’s sake so dangling a new teaser for the most highly anticipated MCU film of all time is like dangling a fine steak in front of me…only better. Well, here we are and here is another promo spot for the film which teases only 10 days left until the movie finally hits. I have my ticket and it’s for the first showing on Thursday so in the meantime, watch the most highly anticipated Deadpool variant (Is it Blake Lively? Is it Taylor Swift? Who cares!!!) strut her stuff along with more glorious footage of the Dogpool with the tongue Gene Simmons would be proud of. Oh, there’s also Cowboy Deadpool and I love how the internet has been abuzz with all the rumors of who’s in this thing or not. Henry Cavill as a Wolverine variant is my favorite.
Anyway, roll that tasty footage!!!!
She’s all out of Devil’s dandruff and she’s shaking like an angry vibrator! Oh, what’s not to love about this one? Seriously, it could be 128 minutes (the official running time BTW) of just Reynolds and Jackman insulting each other and I’d go see it 10 times in the theater. My personal favorite moment comes 43 seconds in as Deadpool announces that Disney brought Logan back and they’re going to make him do this until he’s 90.
The MCU needs a swift kick in the nards, and it looks like Wade and Logan messing with the MCU timeline along with Professor Xavier’s evil twin sister Cassandra Nova (Emma Corrin) is just the shot of hyper-kinetic, in your face, hit you over the head with a shovel adrenaline shot it needs. My only question is, with how awesome this movie is going to be, can Disney and Marvel keep up the momentum with future flicks. Captain America: Brave New World recently launched its first trailer and while I liked it, it just doesn’t have the come-hither vibes that this one does. Do we wanna go all serious again after Wade and Logan have all their fun?
Deadpool & Wolverine also stars Morena Baccarin as Vanessa, Leslie Uggams as Blind Al, Karan Soni as Dopinder, Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Shioli Kutsuna as Yukio, Stefan Kapičić, who is the voice of Colossus, and Rob Delaney as Peter. There is also a plethora of anticipated cameos in store for us from 20th Century Fox’s category of Marvel movies with Aaron Stanford already confirmed to be returning as Pyro as he was seen in a previous trailer. Other juicy cameo rumors include the aforementioned Henry Cavill, as well as Jennifer Garner reprising her role as Elektra which better be damn true because I wanna see Jen back in that outfit again because she still looks sensational.
Deadpool & Wolverine assaults cinemas everywhere on July 26th or the 25th with advanced screenings. Prepare for shenanigans, tomfoolery and R rated vulgar Disney/Marvel Studios magic everyone! It’s almost showtime!!!!!
Here’s some more of the latest promo spots just in case you want to be maximum spoiled before you sit down in your theater seats next week!!! Let’s. F&cking. GO!!!!!
